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All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.

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this person is choosy about their fast food but any anonymous dick will suffice.

Submitted by klangford on Jul 6, 10 at 11:54am

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Hey assholes calling this girl fat, shut the hell up. Just becaus she likes big macs she's considered fat in your eyes? Way to be sterotypical judgmental bitchs.

Submitted by eternity on Jul 6, 10 at 1:21pm

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- Shut up fatty.
  
  Submitted by alias10 on Jul 6, 10 at 5:47pm
  
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Holy white trash batman.

Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 10 at 1:13pm

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- hardly white trash in 703
  
  Submitted by damn__girl on Jul 6, 10 at 3:27pm
  
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And we find out this is a dude...

Submitted by pichu180 on Jul 6, 10 at 12:04pm

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if shes referring to a large screened apple computer i agree 100%

Submitted by landklykecake on Jul 7, 10 at 12:06am

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Just because she likes big macs she fat? WHAT IS THE WORLD COMING TOO?

Submitted by notknown on Jul 6, 10 at 12:46pm

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I imagine she's a large Marge.

Submitted by TheWingMan on Jul 6, 10 at 11:48am

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- fatty mc fatfat
  
  Submitted by doublemint_xo on Jul 6, 10 at 6:42pm
  
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- yes, because thin-to-average people never eat burgers. good call
  
  Submitted by anonymous8906 on Jul 6, 10 at 10:23pm
  
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story of my life

Submitted by lambrose on Jul 6, 10 at 12:39pm

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Would you like fries with that.

Submitted by PlatypusParasol on Jul 6, 10 at 12:10pm

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don't mix those up.

Submitted by yeaaaah on Jul 6, 10 at 2:43pm

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At the same time?

Submitted by mouthofthesouth on Jul 7, 10 at 12:08am

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Lol!!! I agree with Kayla!! Big dick and a Mac, actually, to be specific a MacBook pro.

Submitted by drewsnyder95 on Jul 6, 10 at 8:02pm

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O yeah.

Submitted by mmill228 on Jul 6, 10 at 12:17pm

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sameee.

Submitted by jaynebabyyy on Jul 6, 10 at 2:17pm

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When did you have to be fat to like big macs?? Dick and a big mac sounds lovely to me, the rest of you are uneducated wastes of cum.

Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 10 at 9:16pm

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Okay maybe just a big Mac....

Submitted by rob808_2001 on Jul 6, 10 at 1:25pm

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All I need in life is some big dick and a mac

Submitted by kayla101blue on Jul 6, 10 at 3:39pm

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Holy hell ait's my dream girl

Submitted by layin on Jul 6, 10 at 11:48am

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- love all the thumbs downs on this. I forgot guys hate girls that, you know, eat
  
  Submitted by anonymous8906 on Jul 6, 10 at 10:25pm
  
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I totally agree!!!!!!!!!!!!

Submitted by BRiANAA on Jul 6, 10 at 11:51am

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Just cause she likes big macs doesn't mean she's fat. and shut, how do we know it's not a he? Lol good text though

Submitted by jayb87 on Jul 6, 10 at 11:21pm

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the second one cockblocks the first one

Submitted by MenZieUh on Jul 7, 10 at 2:15am

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What is there a certain weight you have to be to eat a fucking big mac now? I've seen skeletor sized people pound 3 or 4 at once. Ever see that guy who's eaten thousands of them? Idiotic people make me sick and as for this text. Dick big macs sound grand!

Submitted by anachronic on Jul 6, 10 at 2:16pm

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- wtf is a "Dick big mac"?
  
  Submitted by alias10 on Jul 6, 10 at 5:48pm
  
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Would you like that super sized?

Submitted by Queido on Jul 6, 10 at 1:00pm

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a beautiful goddess she must be, indeed.

Submitted by laf24 on Jul 6, 10 at 11:48am

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Fat chicks need lovin too

Submitted by fkyou420 on Jul 7, 10 at 12:49am

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FATTY!!!! D:

Submitted by 23jordan23 on Jul 6, 10 at 12:53pm

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Hell yea!! I like her style!

Submitted by lil_country on Jul 6, 10 at 11:55am

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Somebody needs to eat more vegetables.

Submitted by Timegod12 on Jul 6, 10 at 12:49pm

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And in that order dammit!

Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 10 at 6:21pm

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Story of my life and I weigh 120 lbs

Submitted by angelamangum on Jul 8, 10 at 12:10pm

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Oh so your fat and have an STD?

Submitted by rikkibobby on Jul 6, 10 at 3:23pm

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Sounds like my wife.

Submitted by Moe_Lester on Jul 10, 10 at 2:07pm

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I would give this girl a high five :D

Submitted by girugamesh on Jul 6, 10 at 1:50pm

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- indeed
  
  Submitted by somerandomguyftw on Jul 25, 10 at 6:01pm
  
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Is that in order lol

Submitted by bobbysworld on Jul 6, 10 at 12:05pm

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I agree with rikkibobby, fat chick ?

Submitted by lilgad on Jul 6, 10 at 6:43pm

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Hahahaah large Marge I love it hahahah

Submitted by hockeybabe on Jul 6, 10 at 2:48pm

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You just keep telling yourself that.

Submitted by arthurlux on Jul 6, 10 at 8:46pm

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Amen

Submitted by awesomefloors on Jul 6, 10 at 9:48pm

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Why does she have to be fat just because she likes big mac's? People grow up

Submitted by bananacupcake on Jul 6, 10 at 11:50pm

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My name's BigMac and I have a dick. You ready to head down to pound town?

Submitted by destructo on Jul 6, 10 at 8:42pm

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Fat.

Submitted by anonmyous on Jul 6, 10 at 12:46pm

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Not even quagmire would stick his dick in this lady

Submitted by machaveli2 on Jul 6, 10 at 12:10pm

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You could get2 big macs and a dick for 3 dollars here in az represent. The dick is always free

Submitted by DanTheMon on Jul 7, 10 at 2:04am

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OMG THIS IS MY TEXT! \nyes i am a girl\nno im not fat\ni just really like burgers\nand no im not white

Submitted by layali87 on Jul 11, 10 at 3:39pm

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Big macs are fuckin gross. Actually, any burger from mcdonalds is fucking gross. Nuggets all the way!!

Submitted by jom133 on Jul 6, 10 at 6:31pm

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The people who call this person fat are probably morbidly obese sitting at their computers eating their hearts out.

Submitted by madc72 on Jul 7, 10 at 12:31am

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if shes referring to a large screened apple computer, i agree with her 100%

Submitted by landklykecake on Jul 6, 10 at 11:55pm

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:) mmmm.

Submitted by LiZZiSTheSHiZZ on Jul 7, 10 at 12:15am

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Totally agree and I'm not fat

Submitted by ktrue on Jul 8, 10 at 5:20pm

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Sammy Sosa?

Submitted by ThreatLVLMidNght on Jul 6, 10 at 8:48pm

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Is this OP a guy or girl? Cuz it sounds like a guy but he dosent sound G a y but if it's a girl it's a very manly girl

Submitted by APromiseToBurn on Jul 6, 10 at 10:24pm

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Well if she isn't fat this is my dream girl

Submitted by a_cum_dumpster on Jul 7, 10 at 2:20am

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I'm with u on the dick part

Submitted by ashlee8 on Jul 8, 10 at 2:26am

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Preach! 

Submitted by thisbeach on Sep 23, 11 at 4:22am

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ok so your a whore n a fatty ... sounds like a great life

Submitted by synyster_gates on Jul 6, 10 at 12:29pm

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Same thing, right? (:

Submitted by showchoirvixen on Dec 12, 11 at 11:35pm

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Submitted by mmill228 on Jul 6, 10 at 12:17pm

Submitted by jaynebabyyy on Jul 6, 10 at 2:17pm

Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 10 at 9:16pm

Submitted by rob808_2001 on Jul 6, 10 at 1:25pm

Submitted by kayla101blue on Jul 6, 10 at 3:39pm

Submitted by layin on Jul 6, 10 at 11:48am

Submitted by anonymous8906 on Jul 6, 10 at 10:25pm

Submitted by BRiANAA on Jul 6, 10 at 11:51am

Submitted by jayb87 on Jul 6, 10 at 11:21pm

Submitted by MenZieUh on Jul 7, 10 at 2:15am

Submitted by anachronic on Jul 6, 10 at 2:16pm

Submitted by alias10 on Jul 6, 10 at 5:48pm

Submitted by Queido on Jul 6, 10 at 1:00pm

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Submitted by 23jordan23 on Jul 6, 10 at 12:53pm

Submitted by lil_country on Jul 6, 10 at 11:55am

Submitted by Timegod12 on Jul 6, 10 at 12:49pm

Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 10 at 6:21pm

Submitted by angelamangum on Jul 8, 10 at 12:10pm

Submitted by rikkibobby on Jul 6, 10 at 3:23pm

Submitted by Moe_Lester on Jul 10, 10 at 2:07pm

Submitted by girugamesh on Jul 6, 10 at 1:50pm

Submitted by somerandomguyftw on Jul 25, 10 at 6:01pm

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Submitted by awesomefloors on Jul 6, 10 at 9:48pm

Submitted by bananacupcake on Jul 6, 10 at 11:50pm

Submitted by destructo on Jul 6, 10 at 8:42pm

Submitted by anonmyous on Jul 6, 10 at 12:46pm

Submitted by machaveli2 on Jul 6, 10 at 12:10pm

Submitted by DanTheMon on Jul 7, 10 at 2:04am

Submitted by layali87 on Jul 11, 10 at 3:39pm

Submitted by jom133 on Jul 6, 10 at 6:31pm

Submitted by madc72 on Jul 7, 10 at 12:31am

Submitted by landklykecake on Jul 6, 10 at 11:55pm

Submitted by LiZZiSTheSHiZZ on Jul 7, 10 at 12:15am

Submitted by ktrue on Jul 8, 10 at 5:20pm

Submitted by ThreatLVLMidNght on Jul 6, 10 at 8:48pm

Submitted by APromiseToBurn on Jul 6, 10 at 10:24pm

Submitted by a_cum_dumpster on Jul 7, 10 at 2:20am

Submitted by ashlee8 on Jul 8, 10 at 2:26am

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