She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
I'm so hungover that if we go to panera, I'll probably get a bread bowl to throw up in.
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
Ok now I cleared out half the bar and Em and I have 5 Jameson shots lined up for you. You have 15 min.
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
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