$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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