I woke up at 5am and he was watching me sleep... Come get meee!!??
If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
Well after last night I am convinced he is real life Tyler Durden. He only exists to me and somehow keeps me out of jail this entire time
He's against "violent sex" cause apparently my body is "sacred". Like dude I'm about to tell you about blowing your brother just so you'll fuck me like an animal Jesus Christ....
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
I don't care if my next phone has to run on the blood of virgin koala bears, I don't want to be scrambling for a charger.
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
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