we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
You left me a drunk voicemail of you describing your pizza to me at 2 AM
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
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