With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
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