it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
You remember those guys we called the police on after they stole our keg? Turns out one of them is a student instructor in one of my classes. Figuring out how best to use this information.
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
I plan on just grabbing someone's dick if I have to. They will know what's up. Why else do you go to a bar alone on valentines day?
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
Too bad, iambic pentameter is a drunk specialty of mine.
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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