btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
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For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
mom asked me why i'm never sober at family events, i told her i learned it from her.
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
Even though I wasn't drunk last night, I peed in the sink just so I could keep my record going
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
Just told my dad about my heroic mailbox showdown. He looked at me strange. I think he thinks I'm high.
You are high.
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
Randomize
