HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
Lesson learnt. Sex toy cleaning spray is not an acceptable substitute to clean your glasses with.
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
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