Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
Damn why is there no horse blowjob emoji?
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
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