was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
I'm drunk and in a paddle boat and my friend won't quit yelling about pandas. Does this ever happen to you?
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
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