Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
he drunk texted me to give me his number with the message "i gotchu pretty eyeso" i can't tell if he's complimenting me or himself.
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
new low: I blocked him from seeing my snapchat story in hopes he will text me because he'll be afraid I'm dead or something
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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