he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
Is it awkward to ask someone I've slept with to officiate my wedding?
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
be right there i have to get my cape
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
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