Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
My hickies are dark enough that I can feel drivers judging me from across an intersection
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
There's a very drunk Asian strawberry shortcake crying on the curb next to my truck. I'm not really sure what standard protocol is for this situation.
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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