O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
Probably some sort of karmic revenge for me looking at titties somewhere along the way
and for that you shall suffer
God: I won't strike you down, but I shall introduce your child to Doja Cat during a quarantine
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