What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
This cougar at my work just said "big breasts" referring to poultry... Still resulted in a boner.
I would like to remind you that Mike's hard lemonade only goes good with an extra light cigarette and seminal fluid.
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
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