What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
I wish on days I started my period Chipotle would come to my house with a burrito bar ... Then give me a chocolate cake and a large beer.
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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