i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
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