Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
Guess which fraternity was just playing car to car frisbee in the McDonald's drive thru! Did you guess mine?
I sent him a bunch of texts telling him that his beard wasn't long enough yet so we couldn't fuck and to text me back in a few hours if it had.
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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