I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
Dude, you disappeared somewhere on the walk back and shortly after we got a call from your cell phone from this guy explaining that him and his roommates woke up to the smell of burning pizza and a naked stranger on their couch.
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
I ordered a VEGAN pizza, because it gets here the fastest, just so I could get a 2 litre of Coke. For my whiskey.
I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
I'm drunk filing my taxes in a bar on a Monday afternoon in a Regular Show onesie. I think I'm starting to get the hang of this whole adult thing.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
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