He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
drunk pissing on my closed toilet lid is actually quite a sobering experience
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
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