Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
Today at work while talking to my co-worker we both realized at the same time that last year I had a one night stand with his roommate and he was in the living room drinking coffee when I did the walk of shame. YAY.
the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
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