i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
No more vodka shots for you. Last night you begged a man on your knees to sell you his beard. He had no beard.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
Tequila 1 marriage 0
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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