I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
Barsexuality is the new black.
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
I think I should become a real estate agent in th friend zone I know the place so well
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
I mean, I'm shallow, narcissistic, and selfish, but I'm an amazing friend sometimes
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
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