I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
When I left you, you were walking into a room with a half naked girl. When I returned 2 minutes later, you were locked out of the room naked and she was screaming obscenities from inside. How do you manage to make every girl hat you?
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
Enjoy the penises
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
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