ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
You know what's worse than asking for the morning after pill? Asking for the morning after pill in a sketchy hospital in a foreign country where no one speaks English.
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
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