I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
I am not getting you a goat.
Fair enough. I am not going out with you. The goat was not negotiable.
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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