I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
Yes, but it's not new to me. It's like every time a new guy finds out I'm a squirter it's a novelty so they make me squirt and squirt and squirt until their bed is completely soaked. And then afterwards they complain that there isn't a dry bit to sleep on. No shit Sherlock.
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
I really hope jumping jacks prevent pregancy because I'm kind of banking on it right now, do you know why there's a unicycle in the corner of my room?
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
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