I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
wat bout pragnant strippers??
The guy in front of me in line at Starbucks looks kinda like Danica Patrick except he has a huge boner.
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
He sent me a snapchat of him singing wrecking ball. Guess what the wrecking ball was. Hint: he literally came.
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
Just found a pair of vomit-soaked socks in my purse, three days after the party... Now I know why my wallet was wet.
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
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