why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
Why is your signature on my underwear?
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
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