I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
Just gargled Fireball to get the fish taco taste out of my mouth. Almost as good as gum.
Gonna get hammered and start online dating men in prison. But... only the ones who get out within two years.
Girl's gotta have her standards.
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
We simultaneously blacked out then simultaneously came to then simultaneously had sex with the neighbors. We're definitely meant to be roommates.
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
This was the first funeral I've ever attended where I had to pee behind a bush cuz someone was passed-out drunk in the locked bathroom. Steve would have been proud.
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
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