Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
I found someone's tooth on the stairs when I was vacuuming, and my sister found a catheter in the men's bathroom... this cleaning job is dangerous
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
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