it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
Maybe walking up to the cops busting our party with a "Things go better with Coke" t-shirt on and asking for my extra license back that my little brother got busted with wasn't the best idea of the night.
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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