she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
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