Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
I'm getting drunk by myself again. But I'm not shotgunning any of them. That's self-restraint, right?
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
Blizzard, Hour 9: I'm 7 beers deep and have finished Ninja Turtles. I am listening to the NYPD and Nassau Fire Dept pipes and drums and writing new drum scores in my head, which I may or may not remember tomorrow
How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
Got myself invited to boss's family dinner party, drank too much, and fucked boss's brother in his parent's house. Just another Wednesday.
It's not a walk of shame if you run
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