apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
I couldn't find the oven mitts so I used a thick stack of tortillas
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
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