So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
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