This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
I just found 51 cents in my bed. Did you leave me a tip?
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
If you hit me with your dick and make light saber noises we are breaking up. I don't care if it's your birthday, you are not a sex Jedi.
So is singing the star wars theme as I put the condom on off limits?
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
Today I'm judging my level of singleness on a scale of one to eat-a-can-of-frosting. It's not looking good for me.
Ooooh. Get funfetti
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
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