And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
It's the foolproof way to identify who didn't get laid last night
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
Decided to stay in tonight. Completely sober. Just got two drunken booty calls within 5 minutes of each other. This is my life.
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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