My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
My night has consisted of googling cat penises and creating a Tinder profile.
I just want to sit in my tub, drugged out of my mind, and watch the green lantern cartoon while the world as we know it ceases to exist outside my bathroom door, Okay? Is that REALLY too much to ask?
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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