i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
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wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
the man who designed bathrooms to have toilets within easy puking distance from the shower is my hero
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
I tried doing a handstand in the middle of the bar and I ended up kicking this old guy in the face and broke his glasses. Thats how I got kicked out
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
I need you to get the emergency bail money out if the stuffed panda and go to the police station tot bail me out. I should be there in 20 minutes.
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