You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
Hungover. Be in at noonish. Turn my monitor on and put a hot cup of coffee on my desk so the boss thinks I'm in
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
If you already knew specifically that I was smoking a bowl in my remodeled bathroom AND THEN still wanted to initiate sexting, please proceed to the altar and marry me this instant.
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
Randomize
