I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
You know you need to hit the gym when you're not strong enough to get the cork outta the wine bottle. And you know you're a drunk when that's the only motivation to do exercises
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
Dude did I even see you at the bar. Cause I was for sure there then the next second apparently I was crying next to my Christmas tree because nobody believed in me.
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
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