ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
it glows. i had to have it.
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
The druken crowd just broke into singing "God Bless America" while waiting the newlyweds to get in the limo. My friend is eating rose petals.
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
Next time I say "i forgot to eat dinner, oh well" before drinking STRAP ME TO A CHAIR AND FORCE FEED ME BEFORE ALLOWING ME TO CONSUME BOOZE
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