haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
We need to get me chipped asap
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
So just spent 30 minutes of my life talking to my cousins friend who told me she buys cocaine from a pizza place by asking for extra Parmesan
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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