Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
We started telling people we were married, and then we hooked up on a park bench
I consider myself an expert at getting drunk and embarrassing people at weddings.
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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