You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
Some guy just stopped me in the bar and asked if I had a shot named after me at another bar called God damn my VaJana hurts? He already knew my name was Jana so I couldn't deny it!
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
My mom just told me I look like darth vader. how's your night?
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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