its not stalking. its research.
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
There needs to be a newsfeed for phones... A list of all my drunken calls, texts, BBMs, new contacts, pictures sent AND received, all in chronological order.
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
My day in three words: secret purse cake
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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