you know you are hungover when... you set your alarm for the next time you think you are going to throw up
I swear she didn't look like that last week.
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
I know it was you because you're the only person I know who gets drunk and craves soup.
Soup is delicious
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
No. I'm drinking straight up vodka right now. With a pineapple in it.
That'll put some boobs in that bra.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
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