the shit that comes out of a woman's mouth when she knows you can't hit her is fucking unbelieveable
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
please don't let me die tonight
what have you done for me lately?
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
He updated Facebook... "Got a new phone today." WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING KID YOU HAD?!
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
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