I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
I'm going to get like 25 drinks at their wedding and just leave them sitting around or give them to hobos.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
If the guys trying to booty call text me could see me right now in some raggedy pajamas with toothpaste down the front of my shirt eating pepperoni out of the package they might change their minds
Randomize