This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
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