I want to stick my p in your. b.
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
He just snapchatted me a picture of his cock. The angle makes it look like a freakin skyscraper. Thinking of photoshopping a little monkey on it.
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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