what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
I woke up to her staring at me in a corner moaning over and over again about how good the pie crust tasted
Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
I started the day with dreams of getting laid and ended it with the reality of eating Taco Bell in my bed with my dog.
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
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