Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
I apparently spent $173 at the bar last night. The proof is in the vomit on my pillow and the receipt I tried to clean it up with.
As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
Annabeth just got on the bar and slurred something about how she was worried that when she started dating you your penis wouldnt fit. You are one lucky bastard my friend.
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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