all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
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