I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
Help me. My dealer just asked me to have a child with him. Sat me down for a heart to heart "he's almost 40 and losing his shit cause he's single and wants babies" talk. How the fuck am I supposed to feel about this????
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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